Bullet & Mini Vibrator Tests
Noise

What is it:

How loud the bullet or mini vibrator is. We measure the decibels on low and high power with a sound level meter. We also test whether we can hear each vibrator from behind our closed bedroom door.

When does it matter:

When you live with other people or are distracted by sound.

Best Quiet Bullet & Mini Vibrators:

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Some bullet vibrators are quiet simply because they’re not powerful. We recommend the options above because they offer discreet vibrations without compromising on vibration power.

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Test Results


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When It Matters


A bullet or mini vibrator’s noise is important if you need something you can use while other people are home or if you’re easily distracted by sound.

But… 

Bullet and mini vibrators are usually a lot quieter than other kinds of vibrators. Most of the ones we’ve tested remain inaudible behind a closed door, even on their highest setting. So noise isn’t as important to consider when choosing a bullet vibrator as it is for louder toys like large wand vibrators.

For context, listen to the sound of a typical bullet vibrator compared to that of a typical wand vibrator in the video below. Almost all bullet and mini vibrators are discreet and quiet enough for most people.

Listen to the difference in noise between a typical bullet vibrator and a typical wand vibrator. Bullet and mini vibrators are generally discreet.

Results Discussion & Our Recommendations


Here, we’ll discuss the most useful results of our testing and provide our recommendations. For details on how we conducted each test, see our testing methods section.


Audibility Behind a Closed Door


What is it:

Whether my partner could hear me using the bullet or mini vibrator inside the bedroom while he stood on the other side of our closed bedroom door. We tested each vibrator on low, middle, and high power levels with the house completely silent. Then we tested each vibrator’s highest power with a box fan turned on in the bedroom. Lastly, we tested the highest power with music playing in the bedroom at a normal listening volume.

When does it matter:

When you live with other people and want to select a bullet vibrator or mini vibrator you can use confidently without them hearing.

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If you live with other people, the most important aspect of noise to consider is whether they might hear you using your bullet vibrator behind a closed door. 

My partner couldn’t hear most of the bullet and mini vibrators we tested from behind our closed bedroom door, even on their highest power level. Several of my favorites, including the We-Vibe Touch X, the Lovense Ambi, and the Blush Limited Addiction, were completely inaudible despite each having excellent power.

We-Vibe Touch X with Lovense Ambi and Blush Limited Addiction
Many bullet and mini vibrators remain inaudible behind a closed door on all power levels, including those pictured above. Left to right: We-Vibe Touch X, Lovense Ambi, and Blush Limited Addiction

A few, like the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet, were audible on their highest settings only. But even then, my partner filled our testing spreadsheet with notes like this one: “This was just barely perceptible. I had to try really hard and wait for sounds outside to become extremely quiet. Even then, i could just barely make it out occasionally. I doubt anyone would actually hear or be able to notice during typical use.” Bullet vibrators are simply quieter than larger toys.

Some bullet and mini vibrators, including the We-Vibe Tango X, the Dame Pom, and the Fun Factory Laya III, make a rattling sound when you hold them in the air. My partner could hear these vibrators when they made the rattling sound, but not when I pressed the vibrators to my body which dampens the sound of the rattling – sometimes completely, other times it just makes the noise quieter. 

These ones are still discreet as long as you play carefully (or if no one’s standing immediately on the other side of your bedroom door).

You can also discreetly use the louder bullet vibrators by simply providing some other background noise to mask the sound of the vibrations.

Whenever my partner could hear the bullet vibrator, I’d turn a box fan to its lowest setting in the bedroom to see whether that background sound masked the bullet vibrator’s noise. In almost all cases (the Doxy Bullet being an extremely loud exception), simply turning on a fan in the bedroom provided enough background noise that my partner could no longer hear the bullet vibrator on any power level.

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet With Fan

And no bullet vibrator remained audible when I turned on music in the bedroom at a normal listening volume.

For discreet play, bullet vibrators are one of the quietest types of vibrators.


Decibels on High and Low Power


What is it:

How loud the bullet or mini vibrator’s highest power level is, measured in dB with a sound level meter approximately 12 inches away

When does it matter:

If you typically use your vibrator’s highest power levels or want the freedom to use the full power range without worry. 

Good Sound Level:

<42 dB is excellent; Nearly everything under this value was inaudible behind a closed door.

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We also used a sound level meter to measure each bullet vibrator’s noise (in decibels) when vibrating on the highest and lowest settings. 

Measuring the bullet vibrators' noise with a class II sound level meter
We use a Class II Sound Level Meter to measure the decibels of each bullet vibrator.

We also record this test and provide the video for you in each bullet or mini vibrator review’s noise section, so you can hear what the vibrator sounds like. See the video below, for example, which comes from the Magic Wand Micro review here.  

More than 75% of the bullet vibrators we’ve tested are under 50 dB on their highest power, which the Hearing Health Foundation considers “Average Room Noise.” 

So most mini vibrators have reasonably quiet sound levels and are not distracting. Even many of the vibrators we measured above 50 dB, like the BMS Essential Bullet (57.0 dB), were still completely inaudible behind a closed bedroom door.

Others, including the BMS Swan Maximum (49.5 dB) and Maude Drop (45.3 dB), had a distinctive pitch that was still barely noticeable despite being under 50 dB.

Keep in mind, even the mini vibrators that were audible in our testing are generally discreet. Someone would need to be standing on the other side of your door trying to hear something to notice the sound. And you can easily mask the noise with a box fan or music.

Since most bullet and mini vibrators are pretty quiet, it comes down to your personal comfort with the noise. Most are quiet enough for the majority of people. If you’re especially concerned, I’d pay the closest attention to our audibility test results and watch our noise videos for the best idea of whether the sound will distract you or not.

Our Testing Methods


Our complete Noise performance rating is a weighted average of three test results: Decibels on Low Power, Decibels on High Power, and most importantly, Audibility Behind a Closed Door. 

Audibility Behind a Closed Door

The first test is designed to provide the most practical context about how discreet each bullet vibrator is. This test helps you understand how likely it is that someone you live with will hear you using your mini vibrator.

If someone is on the other side of the house, they definitely won’t hear you using your bullet vibrator. So we test to see if someone immediately on the other side of a closed bedroom door or a shared wall might hear the bullet vibrator while you use it.

For this test, I have my partner stand directly on the other side of our bedroom door while I use the mini vibrator in the bedroom. I use it on its lowest, middle, and highest power levels in bed, under a blanket, like I would normally use the vibrator.

Decibel Measurements

While the Audibility test above provides more practical context, we also quantitively measured the loudness of each bullet vibrator’s low and high power levels in decibels using a sound level meter. These tests are intended to give an objective, quantifiable comparison between different mini vibrators’ noise levels.

Final Thoughts


Bullet and mini vibrators are generally among the quietest types of vibrators. The majority are discreet enough for most people. If noise is a big concern, the We-Vibe Touch X, Pillow Talk Racy, and Lovense Ambi are a few of my favorites that have great power while remaining especially quiet.