FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet vs Le Wand Grand Bullet Side-By-Side Comparison
Performance Ratings
Our Verdict
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is one of my favorites. It’s an excellent mid-budget option for those who enjoy buzzy vibrations with medium to immense power. While still moderately strong, its first setting is comfortable as a warmup. And the FemmeFunn Ultra is one of just a few bullet vibrators I’ve tested that reach a strength I consider “extreme” on high.
The Ultra Bullet’s flexible core makes it especially comfortable solo and keeps it easily in contact with my clit during partnered sex. The rounded tip comfortably spreads out the firm pressure I enjoy applying. And while I don’t love one-button control systems to cycle through intensity levels, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is more user-friendly than other single-button bullets. When you turn the bullet on, it conveniently remembers your previous setting. Or a single click of the button will return you to the lowest setting for a warmup.
The only people I don’t recommend the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet to are those who prefer mostly rumbly vibrations and those who are easily overstimulated. If this is you, you may consider the We-Vibe Tango X, which has rumbly vibrations and provides softer warmup settings. If you enjoy some buzziness and intensity, the Ultra Bullet is excellent.
The Le Wand Grand is a bullet that I enjoy for its luxurious body-safe metal construction. The metal build gives this bullet more weight, which naturally applies pressure with the vibrations. And it makes it feel more solid, well-made, and luxurious than my other bullet vibrators.
However, the vibrations are relatively mild, ranging from gentle to mid-powered with a mostly neutral to buzzy feel. Since I personally enjoy buzzy vibrations when they’re only moderately strong, I like the Le Wand Grand. But people who prioritize intense power or deep rumbliness will be let down.
Since it’s one of the most expensive bullet vibrators, I recommend other options to most people. If you prefer more intensity and rumbliness, the We-Vibe Tango X has a wider power range and exceptional rumbliness. As does the We-Vibe Touch X if you enjoy broader stimulation – this one is also a little heavier than most mini vibrators. So it keeps some of the Le Wand Grand’s solid feel, but still doesn’t quite match the Grand’s level of luxury.
The Le Wand Grand is best for those who prioritize a luxurious bullet, prefer some buzziness, and like mild to moderate intensity.
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Vibrations: Power And Range
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is one of the most powerful bullet vibrators I’ve tested. It has a good range for those who prefer mid-strength to extreme vibration power.
The lowest level starts at a 4.5 out of 10 vibration strength. This power is effective yet gentle enough that it doesn’t feel overstimulating. It’s a versatile mid-strength setting I can comfortably enjoy as a warmup. Or I can make it feel more intense by adjusting my pressure. Many high-powered bullet vibrators like this do not have a soft enough starting level, so I appreciate this about the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet.
If you need especially gentle warmup levels, consider the BMS Swan Maximum or Pillow Talk Racy. But most people will find the Ultra Bullet’s starting level comfortable.
The second power level hits an 8 out of 10 vibration strength, which is quite a jump – nearly twice as strong. But after I spend some time warming up on that first power level, I’m ready for the intense second setting.
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet’s final intensity level reaches 9 out of 10 vibration strength, which I consider extreme. Only a couple bullets, like the BMS Swan Maximum, reach a more intense strength, but few people will want more power. I rarely even use the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet’s top setting (I typically finish on the second level), but power queens will love it.
The Le Wand Grand has a gentle to moderate power range lacking intense levels. The lowest power starts at 2 out of 10 vibration strength, and the highest reaches 5 out of 10. With 4 power levels, the steps between settings are comfortably gradual. This is a nice option for those who prefer milder stimulation but will not satisfy those looking for intensity.
The top strength is enough for me to orgasm with, but it takes some time and effort. Bullets with strengths that reach at least a 6 out of 10 are better if you want an effortless experience. And at this price level, there are plenty of alternatives.
The We-Vibe Touch X is one of my favorite luxury options, and it has an even gentler starting setting while packing more power on high – reaching a 7.75 out of 10. This stimulation is broader than the Le Wand, though.
Or if you’d like a stronger option with a mid-sized tip like the Le Wand Grand, try the Lovense Ambi. Both of these alternatives are less expensive with broader power ranges.
Vibrations: Frequency (Rumbliness)
We rate vibrations that are rumbly higher than those that are buzzy because it’s what most people prefer. However, others prefer buzzy vibrations, so consider what you enjoy!
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet only has passable rumbliness because just the first power setting is in the rumbly range. The two higher powers are buzzy. I personally enjoy moderately buzzy vibrations – especially in a bullet vibrator. So I love the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet. It’s all based on your personal preference.
Powerful, buzzy vibrations tend to feel especially intense. So, if you’re unsure whether you prefer rumbly or buzzy but know that you like intensity, this could be the perfect choice!
If you enjoy rumbly vibrations more, you’ll prefer the We-Vibe Tango X, though it is a bit more expensive. If the cheaper original We-Vibe Tango is available, snatch that up because it’s no longer in production but is the most affordable bullet with powerful, rumbly vibrations.
We rate rumbly bullets higher than buzzy ones since many people want rumbliness. But personal preferences vary, so consider what you enjoy.
The Le Wand Grand bullet has mediocre rumbliness. The lowest power is in the rumbly range, but I consider the middle two strengths “neutral.” And the top strength is moderately buzzy. If you prefer rumbly vibrations, the We-Vibe Tango X is a better (and cheaper) option for you.
My bullet preferences lean towards a neutral feel, and I like moderately buzzy vibrations when they’re only somewhat strong (like the Le Wand Grand’s top setting is!) So I enjoy the feeling of the Le Wand Grand – especially with that medium strength.
However, I still typically use the Lovense Ambi instead because it has a similar frequency range but gets stronger than the Le Wand Grand. And I enjoy some intensity personally.
G-Spot Use
The Le Wand Grand Bullet comes with a broad, textured silicone attachment designed to stimulate your clit while using the bullet internally for vaginal stimulation.
It works as described, providing some dual-stimulation but not enough strength for me to orgasm. When using the attachment to transfer the vibrations to your clit, they feel much weaker than when directly pressing the motor end of the bullet to your clit. Using the attachment for dual-stimulation can be a fun warm-up activity, but I expect only those who are extra-sensitive will be able to orgasm this way.
As for the internal stimulation, it primarily provides vibrations around the vaginal entrance. The straight shape doesn’t easily target your G-spot as a curved bullet does (like the Pillow Talk Racy).
Stimulation Precision
Whether you enjoy pinpoint or broad stimulation is entirely a personal preference.
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is between broad and focused stimulation. Its tip is nearly an inch wide, which is broader than most bullets with lipstick-shaped or tapered tips (like the We-Vibe Tango X or Nasstoys Intense Travel Vibe Mini). However, it’s more focused than palm vibrators like the We-Vibe Touch X or Dame Pom.
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet also has a rounded tip, making it feel slightly broader than a typical bullet. This is useful and comfortable if you prefer firm pressure because it’s less pokey than pointed tips. You can also use the side of the bullet to disperse the vibrations a bit.
The Le Wand Grand provides a medium amount of precision from its wide head and rounded tip. You can limit stimulation to a reasonably small area, but it’s less focused than thinner or lipstick-shaped bullet vibrators like the We-Vibe Tango X.
This medium amount of precision is awesome if you enjoy firm pressure. It can comfortably press against your body while distributing the pressure more evenly.
Comfort & Ease of Use
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is very comfortable and fairly easy to adjust the settings. The flexible core makes the pressure against your body feel plush despite its firm tip. And even though the form is not rigid, it’s easy to slide a finger near the tip to apply more pressure.
If you use your fingers near the motor, the vibrations travel into your fingers, but it’s not distracting unless you’re particularly sensitive to this. The Ultra Bullet’s comfortable width and above-average length make it easy to grip and maneuver wherever you want.
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet uses one button to cycle through the 3 intensity levels and all 17 vibration patterns. I prefer toys with separate controls to move forward and backward through settings. But the Ultra Bullet’s one-button system is much more user-friendly than most one-button bullet vibrators. Here’s why:
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet has a memory system. This means if you turn the toy off after using a pulsing pattern, it will start again on that pulsing pattern when you turn it back on. That way, you don’t have to tap the button 10+ times to return to your favorite setting.
But it also makes it easy to return to the softest steady vibration. After turning the toy on and automatically returning to the most recently used setting, the next button click will bring you back to the lowest power level.
This makes it easy to return to my warmup intensity when necessary. Then, I can work my way back up. So it’s set up with the natural rhythm your body wants to take and saves you from another slew of taps to get back around to the start again.
It’s still not as convenient as bullets with separate buttons to change power and move through patterns, like the We-Vibe Tango X. But the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet’s unique system makes it much better than other one-button cycling bullets I’ve tried.
Except for its one-button control system, the Le Wand Grand is very comfortable and easy to use.
The awesome weight of this toy from its metal construction is unlike any of my other bullets. It feels luxurious and naturally adds pressure without tiring out my hand. This is one of its biggest assets, and none of my other bullets even come close to the weight of this one.
Vibrations in my hands are minimal and won’t distract the average user. I find that the bumps on the silicone surface don’t add anything to the experience, but they also don’t detract. The silicone tip can also be removed if you prefer.
The only downside is its one-button control system. There’s one button on the base of the bullet. And you need to cycle through the 4 intensity levels and 11 patterns – you cannot move backward without cycling through the remaining settings. Many bullets use a one-button system, but for a bullet at this high price point, I was expecting the ability to conveniently toggle up or back down to reach my preferred setting quickly.
If this bothers you, the We-Vibe Tango X and We-Vibe Touch X have separate buttons to increase or decrease strength. And a third button to separately tap through patterns.
Use During Sex
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is fantastic during sex. It’s a great size to leverage without bumping into your partner and fits easily into tight spaces.
The flexible form is beneficial when there’s a lot of movement because it moves along with your body instead of bumping against your pubic bone. So it stays comfortably in contact with your clit, providing excellent stimulation.
The Le Wand Grand is a great size fit between bodies, leverage, and maneuver during sex. It doesn’t get in the way, and the weight helps to add a pleasant natural pressure.
The weight takes a little extra effort to hold upward in positions where you’re working against gravity, like the spooning position. But that’s only when you compare it to the ease of use in missionary or other positions where the weight is a huge asset. The average user will not grow tired of holding this toy during sex.
Noise
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is reasonably quiet. The decibel measurements we recorded for the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet were softer than average.
We also test whether someone on the other side of a closed bedroom door can hear the vibrator. My partner could not hear the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet on low or medium strength. On its highest setting, my partner thought he could barely hear it. But this was his note: “I had to listen very closely and wait for any sounds outside to become extremely quiet. Even then, I could just barely make it out occasionally. I doubt anyone would actually hear it in normal use.”
Considering it’s one of the most powerful bullet vibrators I’ve tested, the Ultra Bullet’s noise performance is pretty good. And to be safe, you can turn on a box fan or play music in the bedroom to ensure no one will hear it.
I’m also pretty sensitive to noise, and the Ultra Bullet’s sound doesn’t bother me at all. So, it’s a safe option if you’re distracted by sound.
The Le Wand Grand is one of my quietest bullet vibrators! It’s completely inaudible from behind a closed door, so you can play discreetly without worry of being overheard.
And besides that, the decibel level is very low. So even if you’re easily annoyed by buzzing sounds, this one is hardly noticeable.
Battery Life
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is rechargeable and lasted 85 minutes, constantly vibrating on high power during our testing. This is great for a bullet of this immense strength. I frequently forget to charge between uses, and it still has plenty of remaining battery.
The Le Wand Grand Bullet’s battery life is passable. It’s rechargeable and lasts about 75 minutes, constantly running on high power.
If battery life is an aspect you prioritize, there are longer-lasting options. For instance, the We-Vibe Tango X lasts for 105 minutes on high, and since it’s stronger than the Le Wand Grand bullet, you can use its middle power levels and extend the battery even longer.
Build Quality
This bullet has a great build quality. The body-safe silicone is smooth yet has a slight, comfortable grippiness to it that I enjoy. The ABS plastic frame beneath the silicone feels solid. The flexible areas feel a little squeaky but seem sturdy, and I’m not afraid they’ll break when I’m applying pressure.
The Le Wand Grand’s build quality is exceptional. Because of its solid metal construction, it’s the heaviest of my bullets (but not tiring to hold). The weight provides a luxurious feel while also reassuring that it’s well-built and solid. The head has a silky silicone cap, and the button press has a nice feel. The luxury design, materials, and aesthetic are a big reason to consider this bullet.
Cleaning
This FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is IPX7 waterproof. This means you can completely submerge it, making it easy to clean. Just wash in the sink with soap and warm water.
The Le Wand Grand is very easy to clean. It’s 100% waterproof, so you can completely submerge it while you clean! You don’t need to avoid water getting into specific areas. You can also take it in the bath with you.