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Lovense Lush 3

Lovense Lush 3 and App Control

Overall Score

88

Best-Overall-Award

Ranked #1 of 9 Egg Vibrators

Strongest Vibrations, Best App & Connectivity, High Performance Across the Board

TOP VIBRATION POWER

10.0

POWER RANGE

10.0

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

9.9

NOISE

8.0

COMFORT

8.0

APP: CLOSE-RANGE FEATURES

9.4

APP: LONG-DISTANCE FEATURES

9.4

BATTERY LIFE

8.0

If I could only keep one of my egg vibrators, the Lovense Lush 3 would be it. No other vibrating egg matches the excellent across-the-board performance of the Lush 3. It has the strongest vibrations (tied with the VeDO Kiwi – my other favorite), the most versatile app control, and the most reliable connectivity with its app. So you won’t need to spend time troubleshooting your connection like you would with some other egg vibrators.

It’s quiet enough to use discreetly in places with some background noise like most restaurants, bars, and the outdoors. Plus, Lovense’s app gives the best experience for long-distance partners. The high performance across all categories makes it a versatile egg vibrator that you can use for a wide range of fun activities.

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The Lovense Lush has been my faithful companion to enjoy discreet hands-free G-spot vibes for years. But there are a variety of options, and another love egg may serve your own needs better. 

I’ve spent the last few months extensively testing each of the most widely recommended egg vibrators and comparing them side-by-side from my actual experience with them. I’ve worn them at home, on walks, and taken them out to my favorite coffee shops, bars, and breweries. 

Several of the Best Egg Vibrators

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In this review, I’ll answer questions like which egg vibrator is strongest? Which is the quietest? Are some more comfortable than others?

And perhaps more importantly – Which egg vibrators are genuinely worth the price?

By the end of this guide, you’ll know what the best egg vibrator is for you – based on the features that are important to you! If you’re a skimmer – here’s a quick look at my main recommendations.

Best Overall
Lovense-Lush-3-Wearable-G-spot-Vibrator-and-App Square

Lovense Lush 3

Strongest G-spot stimulation (tied with VeDO Kiwi), best app connectivity, longest range, and most feature-rich app. The Lush performs highly in every category

Budget-Friendly With Excellent Stimulation
VeDO Kiwi and its Remote Square

VeDO Kiwi

The VeDO Kiwi is just as strong as the Lush and more rumbly! The Kiwi gives my favorite stimulation, but is remote controlled – so no long-distance play. But it’s exceptionally quiet and strong at a budget price.

Budget App Control
Svakom Ella Neo and App

Svakom Ella Neo

The Svakom Ella Neo is a budget-friendly app controlled egg. The app provides more basic control than others, but works well. Not as strong as some others, but good for long-distance play on a budget.

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Vibration Power (20%)

Vibration Range (9%)

Connectivity (18%)

Noise (18%)

Comfort (13%)

App: Close Range Features (6%)

App: Long-Distance Features (6%)

Battery (6%)

Remote Control Features (4%)

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88

Best-Overall-Award

10.0

10.0

9.9

8.0

8.0

9.4

9.4

8.0

App Controlled

Even Mix

The Lovense Lush 3 is the best overall – it has the strongest vibes, the best app, and most reliable connectivity.

75

A-Top-Choice-Award

10.0

8.6

7.5

9.5

8.0

Remote Controlled

Remote Controlled

5.3

6.6

Extremely Rumbly

The VeDo Kiwi is best for people who want high power with a very rumbly feel. This is a strong, comfortable, quiet egg at a budget-friendly price.

74

9.0

8.6

7.5

9.2

10.0

Remote Controlled

Remote Controlled

4.0

6.6

Even Mix

We couldn’t get the app to work, so essentially this is an expensive remote toy. Recommend VeDo Kiwi instead

68

A-Top-Choice-Award

6.0

5.7

5.1

10.0

9.0

6.2

8.1

5.3

App Controlled

Extremely Rumbly

Mid-powered vibes with a deep, rumbly feel. Lovense’s app is better, but the Jive’s vibes feel lovely and the noise is exceptionally low. 

67

6.0

4.3

9.5

8.6

5.0

6.9

6.3

6.2

App Controlled

Extremely Buzzy

Similar price to the Lush 3, but the Lush outperforms it. At that price, I’d recommend the Lovense Lush instead for most people

66

Bang-for-the-Buck-Award

6.0

4.3

8.9

8.4

6.0

4.4

4.8

10.0

App Controlled

Moderately Buzzy

Best for people who want an app-controlled egg on a budget. App provides more basic control than expensive models but works reliably.

64

6.0

4.3

5.7

9.3

9.0

Remote Controlled

Remote Controlled

10.0

8.1

Extremely Buzzy

For people who prefer mid-powered vibes, value comfort & battery life, and want a physical remote that gives feedback (remote vibrates) to their partner

57

5.0

1.4

10.0

5.0

9.0

Remote Controlled

Remote Controlled

9.8

2.0

Extremely Buzzy

Great connectivity range and comfort. But vibes are lacking and remote control clicks are loud. In that price range, I recommend VeDo Kiwi or Svakom Ella instead

54

5.0

1.4

10.0

5.0

7.0

Remote Controlled

Remote Controlled

9.2

2.0

Extremely Buzzy

Basically the same as the Mantric, but less comfortable. In that price range, I recommend VeDo Kiwi or Svakom Ella instead

Best App-Controlled Love Egg Vibrators

First, let’s chat about the egg vibrators you can control with your phone! App-controlled vibrators provide you with more customization than a physical remote control. Apps let you easily select the exact vibration you want. 

App Controlled Egg Vibrators vs Remote Controlled Egg Vibrators

And they help your partner control your egg better. Your partner will be able to see what you’re feeling. They’re not just clicking a button and guessing how their click affected your vibes.

App-controlled egg vibrators also enable you to play long-distance! So you can connect with a partner from anywhere in the world.

Lovense Lush 3 - Most Powerful Egg Vibrator and Best Overall

Lovense Lush 3 and App Control

Overall Score

88

Best-Overall-Award

Ranked #1 of 9 Egg Vibrators

Strongest Vibrations, Best App & Connectivity, High Performance Across the Board

TOP VIBRATION POWER

10.0

POWER RANGE

10.0

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

9.9

NOISE

8.0

COMFORT

8.0

APP: CLOSE-RANGE FEATURES

9.4

APP: LONG-DISTANCE FEATURES

9.4

BATTERY LIFE

8.0

The Lovense Lush 3 is the egg vibrator I recommend the most often. It performs well in every area. But I especially love its power and excellent app control. 

The Lush 3 is the strongest egg vibrator I’ve tried (tied with the remote-controlled VeDO Kiwi). 

Other similarly-priced app-controlled egg vibes like the We-Vibe Jive and OhMiBod Esca only have about 60% of the Lush's vibration power. 

But the Lovense Lush also has good low power levels. So it has a broad power range, which is great for a long evening out. You can spend time working up through the lower levels. Then crank it up when your body is ready for more power. 

If you feel over-stimulated during longer sessions, you can fall back to the low levels again.

The Lush 3’s vibrations are a nice even mix between buzzy and rumbly. I tend to prefer more rumbly vibrations for G-spot stimulation. But with how strong the Lush gets, I still love its feel even though the vibrations aren’t quite as rumbly as the VeDO Kiwi.

Kiwi and Lush Rumbly and Buzzy Comparison

The other main reason I love the Lush 3 is that Lovense has the best app control of all the brands I’ve tried

The Lovense Remote app is intuitive, provides more complete control than other apps, and has the best connectivity. 

You can quickly draw any vibration pattern you want from the main control screen. Tap “Loop” and the vibration pattern you draw will repeat. Or click “Float” to set the Lush 3 to a constant vibration power. This screen alone provides a better experience than most apps.

Loop and Float on the Lovense Lush Screens

You can also control the Lush 3 through music (Spotify or songs saved on your phone), sounds picked up by your phone’s mic, and even set a vibrating wake-up call with the alarm feature. 

Lovense App Music and Alarm Screens

You can select from preset patterns if you don’t want to design your own. And you can download from hundreds of patterns created and shared by other Lovense users.

Lovense App Preset Patterns and Downloading Others

You can also connect with a long-distance partner! You can voice call, text, and video chat within the Lovense app while your partner controls your Lush. 

Lovense Video Call and Sharing Control Partner View

Connectivity in both long-distance and close-range Bluetooth control is very reliable. My partner and I have had our best connectivity with our Lovense toys. The Lush connects to the app within seconds and stays reliably connected. 

While any app-controlled toy will have some occasional disconnections, Lovense’s are rare. We play most sessions without any disconnections. And even when the Lush 3 disconnects, it automatically reconnects within a few seconds. Others, like the We-Vibe Jive, require troubleshooting and are much more disruptive.

The Lush’s internal bulb provides a bit of a stretch, so you’ll get good pressure and G-spot stimulation. But if you prefer slim toys, you may find a smaller egg like the We-Vibe Jive more comfortable. If you enjoy feeling a stretch and a bit of pressure, you’ll prefer the feeling the Lush provides.

We-Vibe Jive and Lovense Lush shape

The Lovense Lush 3’s comfortable antenna is a big improvement over many other egg vibrators.

Other eggs like the Svakom Ella Neo and OhMiBod Esca have floppier antennas that move around as I walk and bump against my clit uncomfortably. But the Lovense Lush’s antenna is slim, form-fitting, and rests comfortably along your body.

Lush Esca and Ella and Antenna Comfort

I wear all my egg vibes to several locations to test where they can and can’t be heard. 

My partner could only hear the Lush in very quiet places: Sitting in the same room of our quiet house together, my partner could hear the Lush. 

But you can wear the Lush 3 discreetly anywhere with some ambient background noise. This includes bars, most restaurants, shopping, the outdoors, and others. I could even use the full power range in our quieter coffee shop without the Lush 3 becoming audible. 

While the Lovense site lists its battery life at 4.5-5 hours of continuous use, I found it’s closer to 2.25 hours when constantly running on high. The battery still holds up for over two hours, so you’ll have lots of time to play. Plus, you probably won’t be blasting it at 100% power the entire time.

Lush Charging Magnetic Port

I recommend the Lovense Lush 3 if you:

  • Want the strongest egg vibrator for intense G-spot stimulation
  • Want the best, most versatile app with a user-friendly and intuitive experience
  • Value reliable connectivity - Lovense has the best connectivity of any app-controlled toys
  • Enjoy an even mix between rumbly and buzzy vibrations
  • Enjoy toys that provide a bit of a stretch
  • Would like to wear this toy in places with consistent ambient noise (restaurants, bars, etc), but don’t plan to wear it in a completely silent location
  • Want a long-distance partner to control your love egg
  • Would like over two hours of battery life on the highest power (even longer on low powers)

Read full Lovense Lush 3 review

Svakom Ella - Most Budget-Friendly App Vibrator

Svakom Ella Neo and App

Overall Score

66

Bang-for-the-Buck-Award

Ranked #6 of 9 Egg Vibrators

Best budget app-controlled egg vibrator

TOP VIBRATION POWER

6.0

POWER RANGE

4.3

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

8.9

NOISE

8.4

COMFORT

6.0

APP: CLOSE-RANGE FEATURES

4.4

APP: LONG-DISTANCE FEATURES

4.8

BATTERY LIFE

10.0

The Svakom Ella Neo is the best egg vibrator for those who want reliable app control but need a more budget-friendly price than the Lush 3.

It’s the least expensive egg vibe that still has a decent app. With it being about half the price of other app-controlled options, there are a few trade-offs you’ll make. 

  1. The app control isn’t as detailed and versatile as more expensive egg vibrators.
  2. The vibration power isn’t as strong as the Lovense Lush 3.

You can use two different apps to control the Svakom Ella - the FeelConnect app and the Svakom app. These apps provide more simple control than others. But they work well, and the most important functionality is still in place.

Svakom Ella Controlled By FeelConnect App or Svakom App

For instance, you can’t easily create your own vibration patterns like you can with Lovense or We-Vibe. But you can still use a slide bar to increase and decrease the vibration power. And you can select from preset patterns available to you in the app. 

Svakom Ella Pattern and Slider Control

And importantly for long-distance couples, you can still video chat in the app while connecting with a partner anywhere in the world. While video chatting, your partner can control your Svakom Ella’s vibration power. But they can’t send you vibration patterns like they could with the more expensive apps.

FeelConnect App with Svakom Ella Video Call

Since the Ella is less expensive, I was surprised to find the connectivity has been good. In our experience, the egg vibrator and phone need to remain within about 38 feet of each other - shorter than others. But when they’re within range, they’ve maintained a stable connection.

In fact, its connectivity is better than the more expensive We-Vibe Jive. So if you don’t need the precise control that Lovense provides, you can still have a more basic but quality experience with the Svakom Ella.

While the Svakom Ella is as strong as the more expensive OhMiBod Esca and We-Vibe Jive, it has less power than the Lovense Lush. It may be better if you prefer milder experiences or are prone to overstimulation.

Ella Esca and Jive Similar Power Levels

The vibrations are pretty buzzy too. So if you prefer buzzy vibrations, you’ll enjoy the Ella’s feel. But if you like deep, rumbly vibes, that will be a trade-off the Ella makes for the lower price point.

Similar to the Lush, you can discreetly wear the Svakom Ella in bars or restaurants. Even a quieter coffee shop will be fine when there aren’t lulls in the ambient noise around you. But you’ll need to be careful in very quiet locations.

There are more comfortable egg vibrators, and you’ll definitely be aware of the Ella when you’re moving. So I usually prefer using it for shorter periods and don’t typically wear it for more than an hour. Your own experience with comfort may vary.

Svakom Ella Height and Antenna Comfort

If you find it comfortable enough, the battery charge can provide you over 3 hours of fun! The Svakom Ella’s battery outlasted all the other egg vibrators except the Lelo Lyla.

All in all, you make a few trade-offs for the cheaper price. But the Ella offers a good bang for your buck. 

I recommend the Svakom Ella if you:

  • Are on a tight budget, but still want a reliable app-controlled egg vibrator
  • Prefer milder stimulation or don’t usually need the highest power levels of your vibrators
  • Want a toy quiet enough to wear to bars and restaurants
  • Are ok with more basic toy control through your app and don’t want anything too fancy
  • Want the ability to connect with a long-distance partner
  • Want reliable connectivity but plan to keep the toy and app 30 feet apart or less (you can still connect in long-distance mode at any distance)
  • Don’t mind trading off some comfort for the less expensive price point
  • Want 3+ hours of play with the battery life

Read full Svakom Ella review

We-Vibe Jive - Most Discreet Egg Toy

We-Vibe Jive and app square

Overall Score

68

Ranked #4 of 9 Egg Vibrators

TOP VIBRATION POWER

6.0

POWER RANGE

5.7

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

5.1

NOISE

10.0

COMFORT

9.0

APP: CLOSE-RANGE FEATURES

6.2

APP: LONG-DISTANCE FEATURES

8.1

BATTERY LIFE

5.3

The We-Vibe Jive is my top pick for those who want the absolute quietest egg vibrator

I test my wearable toys with my partner at several locations to see when he can hear them.

Most egg vibrators do very well at bars and restaurants. But the Jive remained discreet even while my partner and I sat together in the same room or our quiet house. 

Sitting in the same room, I could always use the Jive up to 50% power without my partner ever hearing it. And many times I could use the full power spectrum without him noticing.

So if discreet public play in very quiet places is your main goal, the Jive is sure to keep it quiet.

The Jive has excellent soft levels and mid-powered levels. But it doesn’t get as strong as the most powerful egg vibes - the Lovense Lush and VeDO Kiwi. So the Jive is best if you tend to prefer more mild stimulation or get overstimulated easily. 

Jive Milder Stimulation and Kiwi Strongest Stimulation

The Jive’s vibrations are also exceptionally rumbly! Like many people, I prefer rumbly vibrations for G-spot stimulation, so I really enjoy how the Jive feels.

The We-Vibe app has more control functionality than Svakom, though it isn’t quite as versatile as Lovense. But it does provide a simple interface that some people prefer.

WeVibe Main Menu

While Lovense’s app focuses on providing the easiest way to create your own patterns, We-Vibe focuses on offering a wide variety of pre-designed patterns. You can quickly swipe through these patterns and adjust their power level to your liking.

WeVibe Pattern Options and Adjusting Intensity

You can also design your own patterns in We-Vibe’s app, but it’s more complicated than in Lovense’s app. You can’t feel the pattern as you draw it, so it’s hard to know whether you’ll enjoy what you’re drawing. If you think you’ll prefer selecting and modifying patterns to creating your own, you’ll probably like We-Vibe’s setup.

Create Your Own WeVibe Pattern

Like the other apps, you can video chat with a long-distance partner while they control your We-Vibe Jive. Your partner can use and modify any of We-Vibe’s vibration patterns to control your Jive.

OhMiBod Esca Partners Control and Video Screen

The main downside is that We-Vibe’s connectivity has been less reliable than other brands for us. I experience disconnections more often between the Jive and We-Connect app. 

And reconnecting is hit-or-miss. Sometimes the Jive reconnects within seconds - other times it takes minutes.

So if you’re taking the Jive out, you can expect to spend some time troubleshooting the connection.

On the upside, the We-Vibe Jive is one of the most comfortable options. The slimmer bulb is especially comfy! And the antenna always lies nicely along my body. So you’ll be able to wear it for a longer time!

WeVibe Jive Bulb and Antenna Comfort

However, the battery life is shorter than some others. Only around 75 minutes if you’re using the toy on high. So you won’t get as much playtime as you can with something like the Lovense Lush, Lelo Lyla, or Svakom Ella Neo

I recommend the We-Vibe Jive if you:

  • Want the quietest toy out there for additional peace of mind
  • Prefer low-to-mid powered vibrations
  • Want exceptionally rumbly-feeling vibrations
  • Would prefer to choose from a large selection of pre-made patterns than to create your own 
  • Highly value comfort
  • Are okay trading off a more reliable connection for the Jive’s other positive features (primarily the exceptionally quiet vibrations and their deep, rumbly feel)
  • Don’t need more than 75 minutes of battery life

Read full We-Vibe Jive review

OhMiBod Esca 2

OhMiBod Esca 2 and App square

Overall Score

67

Ranked #5 of 9 Egg Vibrators

TOP VIBRATION POWER

6.0

POWER RANGE

4.3

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

9.5

NOISE

8.6

COMFORT

5.0

APP: CLOSE-RANGE FEATURES

6.9

APP: LONG-DISTANCE FEATURES

6.3

BATTERY LIFE

6.2

The OhMiBod Esca is one of the more expensive egg vibrators. It’s app-controlled, so it has more customization and control options than a remote-controlled toy. 

But for its higher price, it ranks lower in most categories than its main competitor, the Lovense Lush.

The vibration power is on the lower to middle end. Its highest power only reaches 60 percent of my strongest eggs. 

So it may suit someone looking for milder vibrations. They’re also very buzzy-feeling vibes.

Lush vs Esca Vibration Intensity and Feel

I prefer more rumbly-feeling vibes for G-spot stimulation. So it felt more like a tickle or a little tease to me.

I ranked it in 5th place when it came to noise level. It won’t be noticeable in a bar or restaurant. 

And even a quieter cafe should be fine, as long as there is some soft, consistent environmental noise around. But you’ll want something especially quiet like the We-Vibe Jive or VeDO Kiwi if you plan on using it anywhere quieter than that. 

Esca vs Jive and Kiwi Sound Comparisons

The OhMiBod app is one of my favorites after the Lovense app. It lacks just a bit of the customization that the Lush 3 offers. But OhMiBod has some other fun control methods that I enjoy, like Tap and Touch control. 

Tap control lets you hit a button to quickly tap out a pulsing pattern. And Touch control lets you drag a dot around the screen to adjust the intensity and speed of a vibrating wave-pattern. While you can’t create detailed patterns of your own, these two features provide great control and are easy to use.

OhMiBod Tap and Touch Screens

As with the other app-controlled egg vibrators, you can use the OhMiBod app to connect with a long-distance partner. And you’ll be able to video chat in-app while they control your Esca.

OhMiBod Partner Control Options

The connectivity is reliable too. It’s one of the top-rated app-controlled egg vibrators for keeping a stable connection. It’s second only to the Lovense Lush. And the Esca held its connection up to about 80 feet from the phone on average!

Unfortunately, I found this toy pretty uncomfortable. I can wear it for a bit, but it’s not very enjoyable if I’m moving around a lot. The antenna is too heavy and thick, so it tends to pivot the toy uncomfortably or jostle around in my pants.

OhMiBod Esca vs Lovense Lush vs We-Vibe Jive Comfort

Its battery life is also on the lower end compared to others. But it still allows about 95 minutes of play, and even longer if you keep it on the lower levels.

While the Esca performs decently in most categories, I think it’s priced too high to be worth it for most people. 

In a head-to-head of the Lovense Lush vs OhMiBod Esca, the Lush 3 performs better in almost every category. So if the Esca and Lush are within your budget, I think most people will benefit from grabbing the Lovense Lush instead.  

I recommend the OhMiBod Esca if you:

  • Prefer low-to-midpowered toys
  • Prefer buzzier vibrations
  • Prefer the simplicity of OhMiBod’s app

Read full OhMiBod Esca 2 review

Best Remote Control Vibrating Egg

The next four love eggs are controlled by a little remote that comes with the toy. The remotes are a good size to fit in your hand or a bag. And if you’re lucky enough to have roomy pockets, maybe there too.

Egg Vibrator Remotes

These are for close-range play only. So a remote control option is not great for long-distance couples. They also have fewer control options than an app-control toy. But remote control egg vibrators can be great if you’re looking for something simple and easy to use.

VeDO Kiwi - Best Remote-Controlled Egg Vibrator [AND Budget-Friendly!]

VeDo Kiwi and Remote Control

Overall Score

75

A-Top-Choice-Award

Ranked #2 of 9 Egg Vibrators

Best for: Strong, rumbly vibes on a budget; Best value

TOP VIBRATION POWER

10.0

POWER RANGE

8.6

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

7.5

NOISE

9.5

COMFORT

8.0

REMOTE CONTROL FEATURES

6.6

BATTERY LIFE

5.3

I am really excited about sharing the VeDO Kiwi with you all. It is easily my favorite remote-controlled egg vibrator! 

And even though it outperforms the other remote-controlled eggs I tested, it tends to be the cheapest egg vibrator because VeDO is a lesser-known brand.

The VeDO Kiwi is tied for being the most powerful egg vibrator - it’s just as strong as the pricier Lovense Lush 3. 

Lush Kiwi Strong Vibrators Rumbly vs Even Mix

And I think the Kiwi feels even more intense because the vibrations are super rumbly! In case you missed it - I’m a huge fan of rumbly vibrations for G-spot stimulation.

I just find that they simulate the feel of movement more than a buzzy vibe. So it feels more like pressure against your G-spot.

Even though this toy is crazy strong, the VeDO Kiwi is also exceptionally quiet when you’re wearing it. It got second place for quietness compared to my other egg vibrators. Only the We-Vibe Jive is quieter, but the Jive is about half as powerful.

Kiwi Double the Power of Jive

So the Kiwi is one of the eggs most likely to take you over the edge without anyone suspecting.

The remote that comes with this toy is pretty basic. It allows you to cycle through the 10 vibe patterns with one button. And you can increase and decrease the intensity of each design. 

How to Use the VeDO Kiwi's remote control

It’s nothing fancy, but great for a simple experience. It’s easy to use with no learning curve. 

The Kiwi does need to stay closer to the remote control than other egg vibrators. It works until about 16-18 feet away. So if you plan to use this toy with a partner, they’ll need to be nearby. 

But the nice thing about a physical remote - as long as we’re within range, we haven’t experienced any dropped connections. It’s an extremely stable connection.

But if you want your partner to control you from far across the bar, an app-controlled toy like the Lush 3 might be better. 

I found the Kiwi to be decently comfortable but not completely unnoticeable. It won’t give you any problems, but you’ll still be able to feel it in there - especially if you’re moving around a lot.

Vedo Kiwi Bulb Comfort

You’ll get over an hour of play with this toy if you’re using it on high-power the whole time. And longer if you’re on the lower settings. This is not as long as toys like the Lovense Lush or Lelo Lyla, but is still usually enough for me.

Overall, the VeDO Kiwi offers excellent bang for your buck. The strongest power with the most stimulating rumbly vibes. All while remaining whisper-quiet. If you don’t need app control, the VeDO Kiwi is the egg vibe I recommend most.

I recommend the VeDO Kiwi if you:

  • Want the most powerful, rumbly vibes - the VeDO Kiwi offers my favorite G-spot stimulation from any egg vibe
  • Want exceptionally quiet vibrations without sacrificing power
  • Are ok with a simple remote and don’t need app control for more detailed control or long-distance play
  • Want reliable connectivity - I’ve had no disconnections as long as we’re within range
  • Plan to play near your partner (seated at the same table, closeby on a walk, etc.) - the remote control’s range is about 16-18 feet
  • Don’t need much more than 75 minutes of battery life (constant on the highest power level)

Read full VeDO Kiwi review

Lelo Lyla 2 - Most Advanced Remote

Lelo Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator and Remote Control

Overall Score

64

Ranked #7 of 9 Egg Vibrators

TOP VIBRATION POWER

6.0

POWER RANGE

4.3

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

5.7

NOISE

9.3

COMFORT

9.0

BATTERY LIFE

10.0

REMOTE CONTROL FEATURES

8.1

Remote options tend to have fewer features than app-controlled choices. But the Lyla challenges that limitation.

Unlike other remote controls, the Lelo Lyla’s remote vibrates to provide feedback to a controlling partner. They’re not just clicking a button and guessing how your toy responded. If they increase Lyla’s power, they’ll feel the remote vibrate stronger. And your partner will feel the same vibration pattern as your toy.

Lelo Lyla 2 has a vibrating remote but the vibrations can be turned off

This feedback can help them control your egg vibrator better and feel more involved than simply clicking a button.

You can use the buttons to cycle through patterns and increase or decrease their intensity. 

Lyla Remote Pattern Control and Power Control

But in addition, it has SenseMotion capabilities to respond to movements. You can control it by tilting the remote up or down. And there is another setting that will increase the egg’s vibration power based on how fast the remote is moving.

SenseMotion controls the Lelo Lyla by tilting the remote control

So the Lyla’s remote will get your imagination going. It gets the highest rating for remote control features.

Unfortunately, the connectivity between the remote and egg vibrator can be finicky. I experience a disconnection about 40% of the time during my use. 

And unfortunately, reconnecting is nearly impossible if you’re in public. The button to turn the toy on/off or reconnect is inside you. So you need to take it out to reconnect. 

Button Location to Pair Lelo Lyla 2 with Remote

This means it’s best for at-home use. Not for public play.

The Lelo Lyla’s vibrations are on the lower to middle end and are very buzzy. So it’s a great option for anyone who doesn’t want anything too intense. People who just want a tease or get over-stimulated easily may enjoy this egg!

It’s also very quiet. So if you decide to take it out, you’ll be able to wear it almost anywhere without it being noticed. 

The size and design of this egg were very comfortable too. It won’t give you much stretch like the Lush. So I’m able to wear it longer. 

Lelo Lyla's Slimmer Size Compared to Lovense Lush 3 Size

And the battery will certainly last you a while. I ran all my toys on high power, and the Lelo Lyla lasted longer than any of them - over three hours!

I recommend the Lelo Lyla if you:

  • Prefer low-to-mid powered, buzzy vibrations
  • Want a remote control that gives better feedback to your controlling partner. The vibrating remote helps them understand what you’re feeling and control your vibe better
  • Want a very quiet toy to wear even in quieter settings
  • Plan to play primarily at home - you’ll deal with some disconnections so it’s not ideal for public play
  • Want an egg vibrator that is very comfortable to wear even for long periods
  • Want the longest battery life available - the Lyla lasted on high for over 3 hours

Read full Lelo Lyla review

Desire Luxury Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator

Lovehoney Desire Love Egg and Remote Control

Overall Score

74

Ranked #3 of 9 Egg Vibrators

TOP VIBRATION POWER

9.0

POWER RANGE

8.6

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

7.5

NOISE

9.2

COMFORT

10.0

BATTERY LIFE

4.0

REMOTE CONTROL FEATURES

6.6

The Desire Remote Control Love Egg has comparable performance to the VeDO Kiwi but is a bit more expensive. So I think the VeDO Kiwi will be a better buy for most people.

Though there are a couple areas that may make the Desire Love Egg a better fit for some people. 

The Desire is pretty strong. It gets almost as powerful as my two strongest eggs (the Lovense Lush 3 and VeDO Kiwi). And it gets pretty low too, so it provides an excellent range.

One way it differs from the VeDO Kiwi is that the Desire Love Egg’s vibrations are a mix between buzzy and rumbly. My personal preference is for more rumbly G-spot vibrators like the Kiwi. But I think the Desire’s vibrations also offer a nice intense feeling, and will be suitable for people who prefer less rumbly vibes.

Strong Rumbly Kiwi and Strong Even Mix Desire

The sound level was pretty dang quiet on the Desire too. It will be fine in any restaurant or bar, and you can even pass in a quiet cafe! 

When I tested this toy at home with my partner sitting across from me, I could even use it in a completely silent room. At some of its lower levels, he was completely unable to hear it! Only the highest levels were detectable to him.

This is a 3-button remote control like the VeDO Kiwi’s. One lets you cycle through all patterns. And then you can increase or decrease the power of each pattern with the other two buttons.

Lovehoney Desire Remote Control

Overall, it’s a toy that gives you simple but reliable control. Nothing extravagant.

Like the VeDO Kiwi, the Desire Love Egg and its remote need to remain closer together than app-controlled toys. But it did keep a connection a bit farther than the VeDO Kiwi. 

I tested both outside, and started experiencing disconnections after about 27 feet with the Desire. Whereas the VeDO Kiwi disconnected around 16-18 feet away.

Both are best for nearby play. Try staying at the same table if you’re letting your partner take the remote. The egg vibrator and remote control remain connected as long as you're in range.

The Desire Love Egg was actually my top pick for comfort

The shape and size were enough to give a good feeling but not provide over-the-top pressure. The shorter antenna was great because it did not get in the way or jostle around uncomfortably. But it’s still enough to help pull the toy out.

Lovehoney Desire Bulb and Antenna Comfort

But the battery life was unfortunately very brief. Only 45 minutes of power on high - the shortest I experienced. So this one is better for quick outings.

I recommend the Lovehoney Desire if you:

  • Enjoy strong-powered toys, and prefer a mix of buzziness and rumbliness
  • Are willing to spend a bit more for about 15 feet extra connection range compared to the VeDO Kiwi
  • Want the most comfortable egg vibrator available
  • Are ok with a shorter battery life of about 45 minutes or a bit more if you’re using lower powers

I recommend the VeDO Kiwi instead if you:

  • Prefer strong-powered rumbly vibrators
  • Don’t want to spend about $30 extra for 15 feet greater connectivity range and improved comfort
  • Need over an hour of battery-life

Mantric Remote Control Egg Vibrator 

Mantric Love Egg and Remote Control

Overall Score

57

Ranked #8 of 9 Egg Vibrators

TOP VIBRATION POWER

5.0

POWER RANGE

1.4

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

10.0

NOISE

5.0

COMFORT

9.0

BATTERY LIFE

9.8

REMOTE CONTROL FEATURES

2.0

I’ll be honest, the Mantric is not my favorite. But I have been spoiled by my two favorites - the Lovense Lush and the VeDO Kiwi.

Very rarely I have seen this toy half off. It could be worthwhile for some people at that price, but I wouldn’t buy it at full price myself. Honestly, even at half price, I’d still spend a few extra bucks for the VeDO Kiwi, personally.

Choose Kiwi Instead of Mantric Egg

The Mantric does have an impressive range that you can separate the toy and remote control - it worked up to 175 feet away for me. And it maintains a very reliable connection. 

The battery lasted longer than most, and it was pretty dang comfortable.

So if you find this toy at 50% off, it may be worth trying. But only for a first-timer looking for some across-the-room, public fun with a partner.

Here are some of the things you’ll have to trade-off:

This toy only has two power levels. The vibration range is much smaller than the better egg vibrators. The highest power on this toy is half that of my strongest eggs. And the lowest level is just one tiny step down. So you have a pretty slim range and low power.

Mantric Egg One Button Remote

The vibrations’ noise was pretty average, but the button click on the remote is so. loud. 

And the remote only has one button. So you have to cycle through the two constant power levels and the vibration patterns. You’ll be clicking it a lot. 

This is one of the only two egg vibrators I couldn’t use comfortably even in a brewery because of the remote control’s clicking sound. 

I recommend the Mantric Egg if you:

  • Can find it half-off and just want a very basic entry-level toy
  • Strongly value reliable connectivity, long battery life, and comfort
  • Are willing to have a pretty weak toy with very little vibration range
  • Are okay cycling through power levels and patterns with single-button control
  • Can deal with a button-click volume that will be noticeable in public places except very loud settings like bars / clubs

So I really don't recommend the Mantric. If you’re looking for a budget option, I recommend the remote-controlled VeDO Kiwi instead. Or the app-controlled Svakom Ella!

50 Shades Relentless Vibrations

Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations Egg Vibrator and Remote Control

Overall Score

54

Ranked #9 of 9 Egg Vibrators

TOP VIBRATION POWER

5.0

POWER RANGE

1.4

CONNECTIVITY & DISTANCE

10.0

NOISE

5.0

COMFORT

7.0

BATTERY LIFE

9.2

REMOTE CONTROL FEATURES

2.0

The 50 Shades Egg is a Lovehoney brand like the Mantric. And besides a slight difference in the shape of the egg, they are basically the same toy.

I even noticed that the remote from one could control both toys.

Mantric Egg and 50 Shades Egg Almost Identical

So the 50 Shades also had low power, a tiny power range, and super-loud button clicks. 

It does have excellent connectivity like the Mantric and long battery life. But I found it less comfortable than the Mantric.

I recommend the 50 Shades Relentless Vibrations Egg if you:

  • Can find it half-off
  • Want good connectivity, and long battery life
  • Don’t need anything very comfortable
  • Are willing to have a pretty weak toy with little to no range of vibe-power
  • Want a one-button-only remote that will cycle through preset patterns
  • Can deal with a button-click volume that will be very noticeable in public

Again - I’d highly recommend you try the VeDO Kiwi or Svakom Ella instead, which are both cheaper!

Our Testing and Analysis - Choosing the Right Egg Vibrator For You

I personally own each of these egg vibrators and have used them extensively so that I can compare them across a wide range of important features. 

Egg Vibrators and Remotes in Circle

I've had and enjoyed some, like the Lovense Lush, for years. Others are newer additions to test alongside my go-to models and learn what’s truly the best.

I’ve worn these egg vibrators for play at home, and I’ve taken them to coffee shops, bars, and breweries with my partner to learn where they’re genuinely discreet. I’ve run them until their batteries have died so I can share how long you’ll really be able to play with them.

Testing Egg Vibrators Battery Life with Stopwatch

I evaluated each egg vibrator’s performance across a range of important features. These include vibration power, comfort, noise, control features, connectivity, and more.

Svakom Ella Noise Level Taken With Decibel Reader

Some egg vibrators perform strongly across all categories, and some perform well for their price. Others perform well for specific uses like being the quietest egg vibrator (We-Vibe Jive), the strongest (Lovense Lush and VeDO Kiwi), or the most comfortable (Desire Love Egg).

Testing Egg Vibrators Battery Life with Stopwatch

My goal in this egg vibrator review is to help you find the best option for you! 

So in the following sections, I’ll share how these egg vibrators compare to each other across all their essential features - so you can find one that performs well for how you want to use your love egg.

Let’s find you a good egg!

Egg Vibrator Value

I’m always on the hunt for a bargain buy. In testing these eggs out, I found that extra price often does mean a better experience. But that’s not the case with all of them.

And with some of the more expensive options, you might be paying for features you won’t use or that don’t live up to their full potential. It all depends on how you plan to use your love egg.

Typically, app-controlled egg vibrators are more expensive than remote-controlled ones. Long-distance play will increase the cost because there is app development to consider. 

But there is a cheap app-controlled egg vibrator that won’t break the bank - the Svakom Ella Neo. It’s a bit less robust than some of the pricier toys’ apps, but it works.

App Controlled Egg Vibrators vs Remote Controlled Egg Vibrators

If you don’t need long-distance play, you may not need to choose an egg with an app. Instead, a cheaper remote-controlled option is great if you’re controlling the toy yourself.

But if you’re with a partner, the remote typically does not give feedback to your partner, so they can’t tell how their clicks affected your vibrator. So for public play with a partner controlling, we typically prefer app-controlled options. 

And some just want this for at-home play, which gives you a lot more flexibility with cost!

My favorite value options are the: 

  1. Lovense Lush 3
  2. Vedo Kiwi 
  3. Svakom Ella Neo

These three models each offer excellent performance for the money spent.

The Lovense Lush is one of the higher-end love eggs, but it has the performance to match the price. It has the most-developed app and the best connectivity. And it is widely used, so they’re on top of keeping the app updated based on customer feedback. 

Not to mention the Lovense Lush’s incredible power.

While the Lovense Lush, We-Vibe Jive, and OhMiBod Esca are similarly priced, the Lush outperforms the others and will be worth the price tag for more people.

Lush Jive Esca Higher Priced Egg Options

The remote-controlled VeDO Kiwi and app-controlled Svakom Ella are the cheapest options, but they offer a lot for the price. The Kiwi has incredible power and rumbliness - the stimulation it gives is my favorite from any egg vibrator. 

And though the Svakom Ella’s app isn’t as feature-rich as the more expensive brands, it offers solid app control on a budget. So it will allow you to play long-distance, or provide a partner visual feedback at the lowest cost.

Svakom Ella - Cheap App-Controlled Egg Vibrator

So if you’re considering whether to save up for a pricier egg or choose the most affordable option - make sure to consider which features you need!

Vibration Power and Range: Which Love Eggs are Strongest?

Let’s start with a reminder that egg vibrators are meant to wear internally. So they’ll slide in and vibrate against your G-spot

Here’s a perfect diagram from the We-Vibe Jive box of how most egg vibrators fit.

Egg Vibrator Worn Diagram

Egg vibrators aren’t designed to give clit stimulation while you’re wearing them. Even those with long, thick antennas don’t carry the vibes externally. If you want a wearable toy for clit stimulation, vibrating panties would be a better option.

My favorites are the VeDO Niki and Lovense Ferri.

VeDO Niki and Lovense Ferri Favorite Panty Vibrators

That said, some people like to dual-purpose their toy and use it as a handheld bullet vibrator. So that’s definitely an option! Just know there are other handheld vibrators specifically designed to stimulate your clit.

But back to internal use!

Vibration power can be pretty different between toys. Since you use egg vibrators for hands-free G-spot stimulation, you won’t be able to leverage the toy to give additional G-spot pressure. Not like you can with a handheld G-spot vibrator like the Lelo Mona 2

Lelo Mona Allows Extra Pressure Unlike Egg Vibrators

So most of the stimulation will come from the vibrations.

Vibration strength is pretty important then. And it’s our top-prioritized category when we’re giving egg vibrators an overall score.

For our testing, I rated each of my egg vibrators’ max power from 0 to 10. First, I gave the most powerful egg vibrators a score of 10. Then I rated the less powerful eggs by how they compared. 

Egg Vibrator - Vibration Power Comparison Graphic

So when I say the OhMiBod Esca has a max power of 6.0, I’m saying it feels 60% as strong as the Lovense Lush and VeDO Kiwi, which both received a score of 10 since they’re the two most powerful. 

Keep in mind that wearable vibrators, in general, are less powerful than large wand vibrators designed to be crazy strong. But vibrators like the Lush and Kiwi still pack plenty of heat!

Some people prefer or need lower power levels too. So I also rated how soft each egg's vibrations get. Egg vibrators that scored higher in Vibration Range have a broader range of low and high power levels than toys with a tightly packed power spectrum.

When deciding which egg is for you, make sure to pick one with a vibration range that will fit you. 

If you’re worried about over-stimulation, you might want one of the toys with especially low power levels. The We-Vibe Jive can reach the lowest powers I’ve seen. So this is an excellent option for lower-powered play.

Low Powered Jive vs High Powered Lush and Kiwi

And power-queens will want some that go up to the highest levels like the Lush 3 or VeDO Kiwi.

If you’re unsure, you can get one with a wide range of options, like the Lush 3!

But the Lush starts just a little higher and can achieve some of the strongest powers! Since these are wearables, you won’t be able to use your hand to apply G-spot pressure. So you may want to err on the stronger side.

Vibration Feel: Rumbly or Buzzy

Vibration strength is a big contributor to your experience, but the vibrations’ quality and feel are also super important.

A vibrator’s feel lands somewhere on a spectrum from rumbly to buzzy. I find that buzzy vibrators tend to hit more on the surface level. They are great at pinpointing one specific area with all the stimulation. 

Because they’re more focused, I find that buzzy vibes are less likely to cause me to go numb (though others' experiences can be different). I tend to prefer some buzziness for clitoral stimulation.

Rumbly vibes feel deeper and spread much wider than buzzy ones. I also find that they tend to cause the feeling of real movement. I prefer rumbly vibrations when it comes to G-spot stimulation.

Buzzy vs Rumbly Vibrators Infographic

Rumbly or buzzy vibes are entirely up to personal preference, so we did not score the egg vibrators based on this. But here’s how each of them feels so you can choose one that fits your preference:

Egg Vibrators Ordered from Most Buzzy to Most Rumbly

Most of the options on my list lean on the buzzier side - the Lelo Lyla, OhMiBod Esca, Svakom Ella, Mantric Egg Vibrator, and 50 Shades Relentless Vibrations.

The Lush 3, which is one of my favorites and one of the strongest, is a nice even mix between buzzy and rumbly. So if you’re unsure whether you prefer buzz or rumble, this might be a good pick! 

And for my fellow rumble-lovers, I’d recommend the VeDO Kiwi if you also want high-power. Or the We-Vibe Jive has a nice rumbly feel if you prefer lower-powered toys. Many of We-Vibe's wearables like the Jive and We-Vibe Chorus have lower power, but a nice rumbly feel.

Strongest Vibes - Mix of Rumbliness & Buzziness
Lovense-Lush-3-Wearable-G-spot-Vibrator-and-App Square

Lovense Lush 3

Best if you enjoy strong G-spot vibes with a mix of buzziness & rumbliness

Strongest Purely Rumbly Vibrations
VeDo Kiwi and Remote Control

VeDO Kiwi

Best if you prefer strong vibrations as rumbly as you can get

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Noise Level - For Discreet Public Play

Now any egg vibrator you get will sound pretty dang noisy before you insert it. It blew my mind the first time I turned on the Lush 3 in my hand and heard the difference once it was in my body. 

Who knew bodies were so great at muffling sound?

Noise level is crucial if you want to use your toy for discreet public play. So this category was in the top 3 weighted features for importance in our overall score.

Toys that scored higher in noise level had both quieter low and high power levels. (A higher score means lower sound).

Egg Vibrator - Sound Scores Comparison Graphic

When an egg vibrator’s high power levels are quiet, you can comfortably use the full power spectrum in more places without worry. We also awarded points for toys that had softer low power levels. When you’re in an area without much background noise, it’s nice to have some softer settings you can fall back on.

While wearing the toy, I measured sound with a decibel reader on the lowest and highest power settings. 

Egg Vibrator - Decibel Noise Comparison Graphic

I also wore these toys out in public to different locations: a brewery, a coffee shop, and our quiet house. In each place, I had my partner sit nearby and let me know when he could start to hear the toy.

Which egg vibrator you pick will depend on the noise levels where you hope to use it! 

All of the eggs I review in this article have similar noise levels when inserted. 

Anything that scored an 8 or more allowed us to use the full power range in most places. This included restaurants, breweries, and even coffee shops as long as there was consistent, soft ambient noise.

Egg Vibrator - Sound Levels By Location Comparison Graphic

Only two of the eggs were too loud for most places - the Mantric and the 50 Shades Love Egg. The vibration noise wasn’t the problem. Instead, the remote’s button click was so loud that I could hear it in the brewery. 

We were able to use every other egg vibrator for a night out just fine.

But there are a few that are so quiet, that my partner wasn’t even able to hear some of their power levels while sitting a few feet away from me in the same quiet room of our house.

The We-Vibe Jive, VeDO Kiwi, and Lelo Lyla were three of the quietest vibrators he couldn’t hear in the same room at home. 

I was especially impressed with the VeDO Kiwi’s low noise since it’s also one of the most powerful egg vibes.

Choose one that will give you the peace of mind that you need!

Quietest Egg Vibrator
We-Vibe Jive and app square

We-Vibe Jive

The We-Vibe Jive is exceptionally quiet

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Quietest with Strong Power
VeDo Kiwi and Remote Control

VeDO Kiwi

Best balance of power and noise. It’s the second quietest love egg even while being the strongest.

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App Control vs Remote Control Vibrating Egg

The decision between an app control love egg or a remote control option comes down to a few things. 

One of the biggest advantages of app-controlled toys is the variety of ways you can control the vibrations. Many apps (especially Lovense’s) give nearly limitless control - allowing you to create an exact vibration pattern with ease.

App Controlled Egg Vibrators with Apps

All the app-controlled toys in this article also enable you to connect with a long-distance partner. You can video call with them, text through the app, and allow them to take control of your toy from anywhere in the world! So if you want long-distance play, an app-controlled toy is what you need.

For those letting your partner control your toy in close-range mode: apps give great visual feedback that helps a partner control your toy better. Remote-control egg vibrators often don’t show your partner which vibe-pattern or intensity-level they’ve selected. So it’s sort of a shot in the dark for them.

Remote Controlled Egg Vibrators

The one exception to the no-feedback-remote-rule is the Lelo Lyla. The Lyla has a remote that vibrates at the same pattern as the egg vibrator. But the Lyla is even pricier than most app-controlled options - not worth the extra expense for most people.

Remotes also mean you’ll be cycling through vibration patterns, which can put you out of the mood a little. With apps, you can just select the exact design you want. So you don’t have to rush through all the others before you get to your favorite pattern.

Remote control toys can still be a great option though! 

For one, they’re usually cheaper so they can be a way to get a lot of other features for less. They’re also simpler. A remote control is sufficient if you’re out and about, controlling the toy yourself

If you’re playing solo, you don’t need the visual feedback of an app. You can feel what your egg vibrator is doing. And you don’t need the longer connectivity range of app-controlled toys because you’ll be holding the remote yourself - super close to the vibrator.

App Control vs Remote Control View

And a partner can still have fun controlling your toy with a remote, even if it’s a bit less engaging than an app. 

It just makes verbal communication necessary to let your partner know whether the toy is still vibrating. Or whether the level or pattern they’ve set is jiving with you.

App Control - Close Range Features

The close-range features of your app-controlled toy allow you or a nearby partner to make some excellent vibrations for your egg vibrator. These features include the main control functionality, pattern selection and creation, music and sound control, and overall user experience. 

Remember that an app’s features and connectivity should be considered together when selecting an egg vibrator. For a quick answer, the Lovense Lush 3 has the best app connectivity and most versatile features. 

Lovense-Lush-3-Wearable-G-spot-Vibrator-and-App Square

Best App & Connectivity

Lovense Lush 3

The Lush 3’s app offers the most versatile control while remaining simple to use. And more importantly, it has the most reliable connection to its app

For a more detailed analysis, continue on!

Toys that I rated highly for Close-Range App Features have a main control screen that helps you easily and intuitively create, select, or modify patterns and quickly set an exact vibration power. 

Apps that provide good visuals to show you or your partner how the vibes feel also score higher. An app with good visuals makes it much easier to achieve the vibration you’re intending. And it helps a controlling partner feel more involved since they better understand what you’re feeling.

Higher scores also indicate apps that are intuitive and easy to use.

Lower scores indicate fewer useful app control features, less intuitive control, or the control features they had didn’t reach their potential.

Egg Vibrator - Close Range App Features Comparison Graphic

The Lovense Remote is my favorite app for its main control functionality (and other control styles).

Designing your own pattern is very easy and quick. The screen allows you to quickly and easily generate a repeating pattern with the “Loop” function. And you can also select steady power-levels with the “Float” function. 

Loop and Float on the Lovense Lush Screens

So from one screen, you can create any vibration you can imagine. And it shows the vibration pattern clearly.

Other apps did not do this as well as Lovense. OhMiBod is the closest competitor with the Tap and Touch features. But OhMiBod requires two screens to achieve a similar level of functionality. 

And it still does not let you easily create and save a full pattern with varying intensities. That's unique to the Lovense Lush 3.

OhMiBod Tap and Touch Screens

While We-Vibe’s app technically allows you to create a unique pattern, it’s too difficult to be useful. You can’t feel the vibrations as you draw them, so you can’t tell whether you’ll enjoy your pattern. And drawing the pattern is very clunky

Create Your Own WeVibe Pattern

So the We-Connect app scored lower than others. But it is good for selecting and modifying pre-designed patterns.

WeVibe Swipe Patterns and Drag to Adjust

The FeelConnect/Svakom app duo used to control the Svakom Ella lost points because they don’t allow much customization. And your efforts are split between two different apps.

Svakom Ella Controlled By FeelConnect App or Svakom App

You can select from preset patterns, but modifying them is difficult. On the other hand, adjusting a constant power is easy. So if you just want to choose from pre-designed patterns or set a constant power level, they’ll be sufficient for you.

Ella Svakom and FeelConnect Features are Limited

All of the toys’ apps had a good selection of preset patterns. And they all allowed some sort of preset customization - Like changing the speed or intensity of each pattern. 

You can also use music or the sound around you to control the Lovense Lush, We-Vibe Jive, and OhMiBod Esca! While you can use environmental sounds to control the Svakom Ella, I found the Svakom app’s music control crashed too often to be useful. 

The OhMiBod Esca 2 does give a bit more customization for Music and Sound Control. It allowed you to play music from your phone, and adjust the vibration intensity and sound threshold. And it let you select music from streaming services

OhMiBod Esca Music Control Screens

The Lovense Lush 3 also had all these same abilities except for adjusting the responding vibe-intensity.

Lovense Lush Music Control Screens

The bonus features had a small impact on scoring as well. The Lush had the most bonus features that actually enhanced the experience. Exploring and downloading other peoples’ saved patterns was my favorite feature.

Lovense also wins for its intuitive app experience, with We-Vibe coming in a close second.

If you want the most robust and positive experience, the Lovense Lush 3 is it.

App Control - Long Distance Features

Long-Distance features can either enhance a long-distance relationship. Or they can introduce a whole new type of frustration. Nobody wants that!

High-scoring toys offer a wide variety of control methods to your long-distance partner. They allow you to control each others’ toys simultaneously too. And they provide a seamless video-chatting experience. 

Not to mention just being generally easy to use.

Egg Vibrator - Long Distance App Features Comparison Graphic

Our overall top pick was once again the Lovense Lush 3

When a long-distance partner controls your Lovense Lush, they’ll have the same easy-to-use main control screen available to them that you have in close-range mode. So they can easily create any pattern they want right or set your egg vibrator to a constant power. 

Lovense Lush Control Screen Partner View

They can also send pre-designed vibration patterns. And if your partner also has a Lovense toy, you can simultaneously control each other's toys.

The OhMiBod Esca, We-Vibe Jive, and Svakom Ella also offer long-distance play. But the controls are more limited. And the OhMiBod Esca does not let you control your partner’s toy simultaneously if they have one.

When it comes to ease of use and call-screen visuals, all of them did excellent except for the Svakom Ella. 

The Ella just had a more confusing setup, which is to be expected of a cheaper app. Still useable, just takes a little more learning.

Bonus features were the most expansive and useful with Lovense. Lovense is the only app that allows you to set up a partner to take spontaneous control of your egg vibrator by surprise. This is a setting you can toggle on and off for particular partners.

It’s fun if you want your partner to be able to surprise you by taking control.  

Lovense Lush Customize Partner Settings and Send Anonymous Links

You can also play with others anonymously in Lovense’s app. And you can save multiple partners.

The other toys had a smaller percentage of these bonus features available. And the We-Vibe Jive did not have any extra capabilities. 

Remote Control Features

When scoring this category, I assessed how well you could adjust the vibration pattern and power level with the remote. For instance, can you increase and decrease the vibration power, or do you have to cycle through power levels?

Remote controls also scored higher if they provided some feedback to your partner to indicate what your egg vibrator is doing. It’s much easier for a partner to control your toy when they can tell how their actions affect your vibrations.

If a remote control had any unique control styles (like Lelo Lyla’s SenseMotion), we considered whether they were easy to use and really contributed to a more positive experience. 

Egg Vibrator - Remote Control Features Comparison Graphic

You might prefer a higher-scoring toy if you want your partner to have better control of your egg vibrator. Or you may value simplicity. For instance, a remote that vibrates to give a partner feedback doesn’t need to be a priority if you plan to play solo.

So a low score in this category is not necessarily a “make or break” feature. It’s all based on what you need!

Our highest-scoring toy for Remote Control Features is the Lelo Lyla

The main helpful feature is that its remote control vibrates the same as the egg vibrator itself. So your partner can tell what you’re feeling much better than with the other remote controls. 

Lelo Lyla 2 has a vibrating remote but the vibrations can be turned off

Of course, it has buttons to adjust patterns and vibration intensity. But it also has Sensemotion control. This allows you to change the vibrations with movement.

You can tilt the remote control up or down to raise and lower the power. Or the Lyla will vibrate stronger as you shake the remote faster. SenseMotion can feel more engaging for a partner than simply clicking a button.

SenseMotion controls the Lelo Lyla by tilting the remote control

Overall, the Lelo Lyla’s remote gives a more involved experience for a partner, but it is a little confusing to use. So it didn’t score much higher than the other remote-control egg vibrators.

The VeDO Kiwi and Lovehoney Desire Egg have three-button remotes. They have two intensity buttons so you can raise and lower each pattern's power. But you will need to use one button for cycling through patterns

They provide much better control than a one-button remote where you don’t have much control over power. 

Vedo Kiwi and Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Buttons

The Mantric and 50 Shades eggs are very basic and only have one button. This button cycle sthrough all of the toy’s patterns and power levels. You cannot adjust the power of the vibration patterns. 

The one-button remotes can be frustrating because they’re “all or nothing.” It’s harder to have a nice steady work-up because there’s no changing the power. So I really don’t recommend these.

Mantric Egg and 50 Shades Egg Have the Same Remote

If simplicity is your hope, I’d recommend the VeDO Kiwi! It's simple, but gives you all the essential control.

Connectivity

You’ll be quickly turned off from using your egg vibrator if you have connection issues.

Egg vibrators with a higher connectivity rating pair quickly and easily, and they stay connected. This applies to both close-range play and long-distance modes for app-controlled toys.

Some toys also take a lot of work to get re-paired if a disconnection happens (Lelo Lyla) and might be impossible to discreetly reconnect if you’re in public. Whereas other toys automatically reconnect within a second or two (Lovense Lush). A rare disconnection with these toys is hardly disruptive at all. 

Egg Vibrator - Connectivity Rating Comparison Graphic

I also gave eggs a higher rating if they had a button on the outside that could power on/off or re-pair the toy. Some toys like the Lelo Lyla only have a button on the insertable portion. This makes re-connecting a pain since you may need to remove the egg vibrator.

Egg Vibrators Button Placement

Our highest scoring app-controlled egg vibrator for connectivity was the Lovense Lush 3

It pairs instantly when you turn the toy on and open the app. I never have trouble getting the Lush 3 connected. And if it does disconnect, which is rare (if the toy and app are separated too far for instance), it re-pairs automatically once it's back in range.

I also never have to fiddle with the vibrator itself to reconnect. The app handles it all. So you won’t have to take a trip to the bathroom to repair the toy. And I don’t even have to toggle the toy on and off using the antenna button either.

The Lovense Lush 3’s quick and reliable connection outperforms the other app-controlled brands like We-Vibe, OhMiBod, and Svakom.

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Best App & Connectivity

Lovense Lush 3

The Lush 3’s app offers the most versatile control while remaining simple to use. And more importantly, it has the most reliable connection to its app

The We-Vibe Jive was the biggest underperformer in app-controlled connectivity. While the app sometimes reconnects automatically, it occasionally requires turning the egg vibrator off and on again / closing and re-opening the app. Troubleshooting the We-Vibe Jive’s connection sometimes takes a couple of minutes.

While not quite as quick and steady as the Lush 3 - the OhMiBod Esca 2 and Svakom Ella are both reliable. And disconnections with them were minimally disruptive. They reconnect quickly and automatically.

The Lelo Lyla’s remote connectivity is a headache. It disconnects fairly often, and it doesn’t automatically re-pair. It often requires a complete re-set between the toy and remote.

But the Lyla’s button is on the toy’s bulb inside you. So you can’t re-pair in public unless you go to the bathroom, take it out, reconnect, and re-insert. Not ideal.

Button Location to Pair Lelo Lyla 2 with Remote

If you’re prone to extreme technology frustration like me, go with something like the Lovense Lush

The VeDO Kiwi and Lovehoney Desire Love Egg remote controls also maintain a very reliable connection to their toy. 

The only reason they scored lower than others is that they need to stay nearer to the toy than others (about 16-18 feet for the Kiwi and around 30 feet of the Desire).

Even though the Mantric and 50 Shades Love Eggs performed extremely well in connectivity, they underperform in almost every other area, so I don’t recommend them.

If you want to engage in some across-the-room fun with a partner, check out this chart which shows how far I could separate the remote and toy from each other before experiencing a disconnection.

Egg Vibrator - Connectivity Distance Comparison Graphic

Pick one that works for your use! If you sit at a table with your partner or in the bedroom together, the VeDO Kiwi or Lovehoney Desire’s distances will work. If you want some far-away play across the club, you may want an app-controlled option like the Lush 3.

Quick note on the above distance chart: Some of the distances we got are greater than those listed on the toys’ specifications. So your range may vary. We test all our toys and apps in an open alley outside our house with no obstructions so we can compare the toys’ results to each other. Exact distances may differ in other places with lots of obstructions. And they’ll probably be less than our results. But you can use these results to know wherever you are the Lush will stay connected farther than the Jive for instance. 

Comfort

When choosing a wearable toy, comfort is a big deal. It impacts how much you enjoy the experience and how long you want to wear your egg vibrator.

As someone who uses clitoral toys more often, I personally think that all egg vibrators are less comfortable than external wearable vibrators like the Lovense Ferri. They’re not necessarily un-comfortable. But they’re more noticeable, and it’s something to be aware of.

If you’re a tampon wearer or a menstrual-cup user, any egg vibrator will be more noticeable than that as a reference point.

So if you’re used to clitoral vibrators, just know it will be a different experience. But a fun one! It may take getting used to feeling full while you’re out with your egg vibrator.

Egg Vibrators Bulb Sizes

When scoring comfort, I asked questions like: “Does the shape of the bulb press uncomfortably in areas besides the G-spot? Or does it sit comfortably against the G-spot?” 

Toys that had an antenna or retrieval string that fit snug against the body like the Lovense Lush and We-Vibe Jive scored higher. Whereas toys with an antenna that moved around uncomfortably, like the OhMiBod Esca 2 and Svakom Ella, scored lower in comfort.

Lower scores also indicate more awkward shapes or sizes. For instance, the Svakom Ella is a bit longer than others and puts more pressure toward the vaginal opening away from my G-spot. I found this a bit uncomfortable.

Whereas more comfortable toys like the Lovehoney Desire and Lelo Lyla focused most of their pressure directly on my G-spot.

Egg Vibrator - Comfort Comparison Graphic

When choosing your toy, you’ll want to think about what sizes you’re used to. You should have no problem if you enjoy a feeling of fullness and extra pressure on the vaginal walls! 

The Lush 3 is a wider egg than others, giving some nice G-spot pressure. And its antenna is especially comfortable - a huge improvement over the earlier Lush 2 (Head to my Lush 2 vs Lush 3 guide for a full look at the differences). But if you prefer slimmer toys, you may find the We-Vibe Jive or Lelo Lyla more comfy.

Our highest scorer for comfort was the Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Love Egg due to its smaller size and discreet antenna. 

But if you’re willing to sacrifice a tiny bit of comfort, I think the VeDO Kiwi is more stimulating than the Desire and only a touch less comfy.

I think the toys that best balance comfort with high performance across other significant areas are the Lovense Lush 3 for app-controlled toys and the VeDO Kiwi for remote-controlled toys.

Battery Life

All egg vibrator manufacturers provide a battery life in hours. But it's hard to tell what they mean. For example, does a “2 hour” battery life mean it will last for two hours on the lowest power? Or does it mean it’ll last two hours on the highest level? 

I wanted to be able to give an accurate comparison between the egg vibrators’ battery lives. So I fully charged all my love eggs, set a stopwatch, turned each egg vibrator to its maximum power level, and then ran them continuously on high until they died.

I checked in on the egg vibrators every ten minutes and noted when each vibrator died.

You can see my results below.

Egg Vibrator - Battery Life in Minutes Comparison Graphic

Many of the egg vibrators will give you over two hours of play, even running constantly on the highest power. And you can greatly expand that battery life by using lower power levels as well. 

Toys in this group were the Lelo Lyla, Svakom Ella, Mantric Love Egg, 50 Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations, and Lovense Lush 3, with the Lelo Lyla providing the greatest playtime on high.

The only egg vibrator that lasted less than an hour was the Lovehoney Desire Love Egg. The rest lasted between 1-2 hours.

For the high-powered toys, you can really increase your time by using the low and medium levels too! The Lush 3 is a great example. It gets over two hours of battery life on high-power from my testing. But you can stretch that out quite a bit.

If the egg is a lower-powered toy to start, you may be riding those upper levels more often. So the Lelo Lyla or Svakom Ella are not likely to go much longer than what’s listed in the chart.

Longest Battery Life
Lelo Lyla 2 Egg Vibrator and Remote Control

Lelo Lyla 2

The Lyla had the longest battery life, lasting nearly 3.5 hours on high

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High Power & Long Battery
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Lovense Lush 3

The Lovense Lush offers the best balance of high power and long battery life. It lasted over 2 hours, but has almost double the power of the Lelo Lyla

Final Results

After testing and using these egg vibrators for months (some for years), I know which ones I’d recommend to friends. And I’ll do the same for you!

Lovense Lush 3 Laying on Bed with Curtains
  • Lovense Lush - for those who want the best egg vibrator overall. This one is a higher-end app-controlled egg like the OhMiBod Esca and We-Vibe Jive. But unlike many other high priced egg vibrators, the Lush 3 has excellent performance to match its price.

    Lovense has the absolute best app experience and connectivity. It’s one of the two strongest egg vibrators I’ve found! And it's still quiet enough to be used in most coffee shops, restaurants, and easily in bars, breweries, and clubs.
VeDO Kiwi on Bed with Remote
  • VeDO Kiwi - for those who want a budget-friendly, powerful remote-controlled egg vibrator. It’s tied with the Lush as the strongest egg vibrator with very intense, rumbly vibes.

    I enjoy the stimulation from the VeDO Kiwi the most of any egg vibrator. And those rumbly vibrations are crazy quiet. So while being the strongest egg, it still manages to be the second quietest. Plus, the VeDO Kiwi is one of the least expensive options you’ll find! It gives great bang for your buck.
Svakom Ella with Remote and Box on White Backdrop
  • Svakom Ella - for those who want a budget-friendly app-controlled egg vibrator. This toy is a fun find with a lower price tag for those who still want an app experience. It’s vibrations aren’t as strong as the VeDO Kiwi or Lovense Lush, but it’s still an enjoyable tease. Though the app deosn’t provide as much customization as others, it works well. It’s an excellent way to connect with a long-distance partner without breaking the bank.

FAQ

How to Insert an Egg Vibrator

Use a large amount of water-based lube to insert an egg vibrator. I like getting warmed up with some clitoral stimulation before inserting an egg vibrator. You can also take the egg and let it vibrate at the vaginal opening a bit beforehand to loosen up.

Egg Vibrator with Water Based Lube

I find that it’s best to slowly but steadily push until it shifts into place. It will be a few inches past the vaginal opening. If you pause halfway, it can be a little uncomfortable. But if you keep going just a bit farther, it will fall nicely into place!

What is the Strongest Egg Vibrator?

The strongest egg vibrators are the Lovense Lush 3 and the VeDO Kiwi

The Lush 3 has an even mix between buzzy and rumbly vibes and is app-controlled. The VeDO Kiwi has the strongest rumbly vibrations and is remote-controlled.

Strongest Egg Vibrators - Lovense Lush 3 and VeDo Kiwi

Can an Egg Vibrator Be Used for Anal

An egg vibrator should never be used for anal play. These toys do not have a flared base, so they are not anal-safe.If you insert them anally, they could keep traveling upward and result in an unwanted trip to the hospital. 

How to Use an Egg Vibrator

An egg vibrator slides up into the vagina with the help of a good water-based lube. It sits up against your G-spot and vibrates for hands-free stimulation. Some egg vibrators are controlled through an app. And others are controlled through a remote control.

Using an Egg Vibrator In Public

I always recommend wearing your toy at home and testing out all the different power levels before you go out. That way you know what you’re working with! If you have a partner who can be nearby and assess the sound level, that’s helpful too.

As a rule of thumb, try to choose locations that will have some consistent ambient noise. Something like soft music or a light chatter is perfect. Anything that is steady and won’t drop off to silent quickly. 

Most restaurants have enough background noise to easily make the sound of your egg vibrators unnoticeable. But you should always test the low levels first and ensure everything remains unnoticeable as you start turning up the power. 

I also recommend sticking to your own seat so no one else can feel the vibrations.

Can You Use an Egg Vibrator for Clitoral Stimulation?

The main purpose of an egg vibrator is to stimulate the G-spot hands-free. But you can certainly hold it externally for clit stimulation, and many people use them this way. Keep in mind, if you’re not also interested in the G-spot stimulation eggs provide, a vibrator designed primarily for clit stimulation may be a better fit for you.

Mona Tango and Hyphy are Great Clitoral Vibrators

My favorite vibrators to use for clit stimulation are the Lovense Hyphy and Lelo Mona 2. Many people love bullet vibrators like the We-Vibe Tango X for clit stimulation. And others enjoy the broad stimulation you can get from large wand vibrators.

Best Overall
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Lovense Lush 3

Strongest G-spot stimulation (tied with VeDO Kiwi), best app connectivity, longest range, and most feature-rich app. The Lush performs highly in every category

Budget-Friendly With Excellent Stimulation
VeDO Kiwi and its Remote Square

VeDO Kiwi

The VeDO Kiwi is just as strong as the Lush and more rumbly! The Kiwi gives my favorite stimulation, but is remote controlled – so no long-distance play. But it’s exceptionally quiet and strong at a budget price.

Budget App Control
Svakom Ella Neo and App

Svakom Ella Neo

The Svakom Ella Neo is a budget-friendly app controlled egg. The app provides more basic control than others, but works well. Not as strong as some others, but good for long-distance play on a budget.

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